Sunday, June 8, 2008

R.I.P. August 2007 - June 2008


You were more than a flavor saver and provider of endless hours of enjoyment; you were also my friend. As Cary Norton's shirt can attest, beards really grow on you.

The following are people/things that I no longer look like:


Jesus


Charles Manson


Rasputin


Osama Bin Laden


Richie Tenenbaum


Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam/Cat Steve Evans


Crazy Homeless Man


Michael J. Fox as Scott Howard in "Teen Wolf"


The West Virginia Mountaineer


ZZ Top


I now look like the following:


Baby's Butt


Listen, remember, reflect. All of these songs say words that I cannot say myself in the style of:

Classic Rock


Pop


Hip-Hop

5 comments:

G-Metal, Coco, Angel Face and Bunny said...

Oh thank God. I thought you were going to say you finally trimmed your "bush"....

Kevin Wilder said...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

hahahaha

(worst comment ever, for a lack of anything clever to add)

joyful girl said...

the music is a nice touch! oh, and richie tenenbaum is sexy!

Unknown said...

asl,,,,,pleez send pix.....

Kevin Wilder said...

i thought it was trail but, as norty pointed out, it is tail. i get it. i want to hang out in pland.